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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

STRABISMUS VOTES FOR BAIRD!





Dr Heinz Strabismus, Professor Emeritus of Clinical Pathology at the University of Arnis, Schleswig-Fleisburg, has voiced his support for Premier Mike Baird in an article in today’s issue of the Arnis weekly Unglaubliche Dummheit.
   ʽThe Herr Professor Premier Baird’s sale of the New South Wales electricity business to a group of foreign investors is a magnificent tribute to his erstaunlich guten Sinnʼ, writes Dr Strabismus. ʽBut he should not stop there! The next step must be to sell the NewSouth Wales Government, complete with officials and Members of Parliament. My brother -in-law Herr Erstaunliche Schmidt has the good fortune to be the Honorary Consul of Arnis in Socorro in Mexico, the centre of the country’s soft toy manufacturing industry, and through the Zwischenstufe of the Mayor, Herr Rudolph Exil (Gauleiter of Munich, 1939-45, now naturalised Mexican) is empowered to offer the Herr Professor Baird a sum equivalent to $1500 for the New South Wales Govenment, abgeschlossen.
   ʽThisAnordnung securely completed, the next step must be the sale of the Federal Government, which I am assured can probably be effected for a lesser sum. Unfortunately the rebate offered during the Herrshaft of the late Premierminister Herr A. Abbott cannot now be effective, and a more considerable sum must apply.ʼ
   We understand that the Mexican Ambassador in Canberra is in touch with Miss Gottsieliebe
Klinsky, at present a cleaner in the office of Herr Eric Abetz, absolute Steuerung of Tasmania, who will act as intermediary in any consultations which may folllow Professor Strabismus’s suggestion.
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