Dr Heinz Strabismus,
Professor Emeritus of Clinical Pathology at the University of Arnis,
Schleswig-Fleisburg, commented yesterday in the Arnis Meinung Idioten on the view expressed by Mr Donald Trump that if the
French all carried guns the trauma of the recent terrorist attack would have
been averted.
‘It is unzweifelhafte Tatsache
that has been
spoken by the good Trump. In the face of the present situation all citizens of
every country must be issued with complimentary guns by their Governments. As
President and CEO of the Kalishnikov Society of Arnis I find it unquestioneably
the fact of which the good Candidate speaks.
ʽHowever it is
clear that this is not an ausreichend
respond, and I would further commend the idea expressed by my friend and
colleague the Herr Professor of Armaments Dr Leonhart Füffenbecken, which is
that international governments should commission the provision of small individual
bombs to be given to each citizen. The design of such terror preventative
implements has much improved lately, and they could be made available in
different colours, for the schöne Damen,
and of suffcient smallness to be carried conveniently in the handbag or the
gentleman’s Aktentasche. Each
would be capable of completely destroying everything in the immediate vicinity
of its bearer, and it is clear that any terrorist contemplating ein unangenehmer ation would be thus instantly
deterred, in realisation that his destruction – before he had time himself to
detonate a personal device – would result in the removal of all hopes of his
being attended after his demise by the promised 47 köstliche und erotische weibliche Mädchen.ʼ
Dr Strabismus has stated a Waffen für Alle
– ʼWeapons for All‘ fund to which anyone may contribute by
sending cheques (made out to Träger,
or ʽBearerʼ) and sent c/o the Meinung Idioten,
101 Idiotisch-strasse, Arnis.
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