Thursday, June 2, 2016


Dr Heinz Strabismus, Professor Emeritus of Clinical Pathology at the University of Arnis, Schleswig-Fleisburg, pictured below, sends a message of encouragement to Donald Trump, offering eindeutig [unequivocal] support to this great American in the final stages of his triumphant assault on the White House. In his regular column in English in the Hysterische Wähler Chronik of June 3, Herr Dr Strabismus writes:
‘Greetings from all members of the Donald Trump Stützer Verband of the University of Arnis to the voters of America! Unite in support of this wunderbar patriot and leading intellectual of your great country. I am proud to be an associate professor and Doctor of Philosophy of the great Trump University, and in the face of the ignorant criticism of political enemies must proudly report that, unlike the universities of Oxford, Cambridge and Harvard, the Trump University immediately accepted me as Doktor der Philosophie and außerordentlicher Professor without any question of an impertinent demand for private information about my qualifications. The dispatch of a cheque for twenty thousand Euros, made out to Bearer, immediately resulted in my being named as a member of the University.
‘I appeal to all my readers to support Herr Dr Trump to the best of their financial ability. Money, in any form, may be sent to me in care of the University of Arnis, and you are asked to mark the envelope directing these funds to the project you most admire:
1.      The Trump Mexican Wall Project
2.      The Trump University Profits Fund
3.      The Trump Income Tax Defence Fund
4.      The Trump Hairpiece Maintenance Fund

Posters bearing the message TRUMP AGAINST THE WORLD may be obtained from Dr Strabismus in various languages: viz., TRUMP GEGEN DIE WELT, TRUMP CONTRE LE MONDE, TRIUNFO CONTRA EL MUNDO, &c.