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Thursday, May 19, 2016

STRABISMUS PLEDGES SUPPORT TO DUTTON





Dr Heinz Strabismus, Professor Emeritus of Clinical Pathology at the University of Arnis, Schleswig-Fleisburg, has offered his services as adviser to the Rt Hon Peter Dutton during the course of the upcoming election. In his regular English-language column in the Schleswig-Flensburg Blatt zum Schutz der wahren Bürger (Journal for the Protection of True Citizens) of May 20 he writes:
‘The Ehrenwerten Herr Doctor Dutton presents an exact argument for the defence of the true citizens of Australia. However I am advising him to take his spektakulär richtigen Ideen to their most effective conclusion, which must be the opening of the borders of Australia for the expulsion of any person who cannot trace his or her ancestry directly to the Ureinwohner von Australien or first inhabitants of the land. It must be that Her Professor Dutton is korrekt in his argument to protect Australian employments, and I advise him to  propose Gesetzgebung [legislation] to deny any kind of paid employment to those who cannot speak at least one of the original tribal languages spoken prior to the säuisch invasion of the country. Any person with the true interests of the country at heart must surely pledge his true devotion to the Herr Doctor and the great Liberale Partei of which he is the so devoted member!’

Blatt zum Schutz der wahren Bürger, May 20, page 45 (€5)