Dr Heinz
Strabismus, Professor Emeritus of Clinical Pathology at the University of
Arnis, Schleswig-Fleisburg, has been made an honorary member of the Australian
Party for Freedom after an article published in Die Gute Rassistische Journal
‘My admiration for Herr Nicholas Folkes is grenzenlos und ohne Limit’, wrote the Professor. ‘I am not surprised at the
admiration in which he is held by all patriotic Australians for his defence of
his country. A true Patriot he has
rightly earned the respect of all the right-thinking Australians (the so-called
“Dinkum
Aussies” as we Germans call them) presently attending our university under
the Dr Goebbels Gedenkstipendium
scheme, who have kindly collected the funds to enable me to fly to Sydney immediately
in order to present myself at the insurrection to be organised at Cronulla to commemorate
the celebrated ‘Riot for Freedom’ which took place there ten years ago. Arnis
University has allowed me to borrow the celebrated Helmet and Spear of Wotan (Wotans Helm und Lanze) from the Museum
of Fascist Thought, to bring with me to parade at the Meeting.’
With a twinkle in his steel-blue eyes,
Professor Strabismus promised: ‘These are symbols only, though should they
accidentally come in contact with the head of the schmutzigen linken Verräter [filthy left-wing traitors] I fear
there may be bloodshed; however my intentions, like those of the Herr Dr Folkes,
will be entirely unschuldig [innocent] and highly friedlich.’
While he is in Australia Professor
Strabismus says that he ‘hopes to take afternoon tea with Mr Folkes and his
very good friend the schöne reine arische
Dame Pauline Hanson’, and has brought with him a cake decorated in the
Arnis University kitchen with the legend: Mit
aller Linke Schweine. [Translation omitted for fear of giving offence: Ed.]
Reference: Die Gute Rassistische Journal
(University of Arnis, Vol. xxi, p.7 - €5).
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