The luckiest man in the world

A man buys a green bottle at a car-boot sale.He rubs it. Out pops a genie and offers him one wish. The man asks to be the luckiest man in the world. The wish is granted and the genie disappears. Next week the man wins millions on the lotto and takes his mates out to celebrate. He explains about his luck, but they don't believe him, saying 'Right, if you're so lucky. try pulling that beautiful Indian bird.'So the man goes over and chats her up and sure enough she's all over him; they go back to her place and have a wonderful time. In the morning he wakes up and looks down at her beautiful naked body and thinks how lucky he is. She is still fast asleep, and as he gazes at her sleeping face he sees the little red spot she has on her forehead. Gently he scractehs it - and wins a Renault 5.