Dr Heinz Strabismus, Professor Emeritus of Clinical Pathology
at the University of Arnis, Schleswig-Fleisburg, has offered his services as adviser to
the Rt Hon Peter Dutton during the course of the upcoming election. In his
regular English-language column in the Schleswig-Flensburg Blatt zum Schutz der wahren Bürger (Journal for the Protection of True Citizens) of May 20 he writes:
‘The Ehrenwerten Herr Doctor Dutton presents
an exact argument for the defence of the true citizens of Australia. However I
am advising him to take his spektakulär
richtigen Ideen to their most effective conclusion, which must be the opening
of the borders of Australia for the expulsion of any person who cannot trace
his or her ancestry directly to the Ureinwohner
von Australien or first inhabitants of the land. It must be that Her
Professor Dutton is korrekt in his
argument to protect Australian employments, and I advise him to propose Gesetzgebung
[legislation] to deny any kind of paid employment to those who cannot speak at
least one of the original tribal languages spoken prior to the säuisch invasion
of the country. Any person with the true interests of the country at heart must
surely pledge his true devotion to the Herr Doctor and the great Liberale Partei of which he is the so
devoted member!’
Blatt zum Schutz der wahren Bürger, May 20, page 45 (€5)